Okay, so I thought I would add this little section to clear up some things people have been asking me about.

Yes, I do masturbate when I am on the phone. I don’t get as many calls as some people think. Even if I did get more calls, I would play with myself during every one of them. IF I do not feel like touching myself, cumming or talking dirty, I just don’t do the call. I know that may sound bad, but I would rather it be fun for BOTH myself and the person I am talking to. I never want to be phony… it would make me feel creepy.

Hmm, then there is the question of appointments… yes, most of them are made in advance. So how do I know that I will be in the mood for an appointment days or even weeks in advance? Well, appointments are like dates, I look forward to them. The anticipation is like a sexual buildup.

I have also decided to tell all of you straight up what I do not like sexually…NOT that there is anything wrong with the list, they are just not my thing. So here is my list of what I do NOT like to talk about or do over the phone:

NOTE:

AGAIN, I would like to stress that I don’t think there is anything wrong with the list of things above. If you like those things, I am sure you will have no trouble finding someone else to talk with you about them. Please, don’t call me and try to sneak those subjects in because I will not pretend to like things or do anything I feel uncomfortable with. I am sure if you choose to call me that we can come up with something else that we have in common and have a great time getting off together. Hope to hear from you.

1. Scat (shit-sex) and NO I do not want to lick the dirty shit covered dildo you pull from your ass…HELL, I don’t even want you to touch it.
2. Anything Involving Vomit
3. Infantilism (Adults in diapers) and, I don’t like being called mommy.
4. I dislike technical words for sexual things…like penis and vagina YUCK! I’m a cock and pussy kind of girl. 😉 But, I am not limited to those two terms.
5. Money Slaves
6. I don’t slap MY ass for anyone…but my pussy is a different story
7. I don’t like being called names unless we are already talking dirty…Then anything you can think of is fuckin’ A-Okay with me (and I do mean that) except the following:
a. pathetic
b. Loser
c. Stupid
d.Anything similar to all of the above
8. Talking to girls on the phone. I am bi…I just don’t phonefuck girls. I have my reasons. : ) NOSY!
9. I do not like phony noises…For instance, I don’t want to be talking about blowjobs or fucking and you to do slurping sounds and such. It is all too fake for me. And for the record, I don’t make fake noises either, and I will not gag myself or throw up for you.

Okay, so that is my WHOLE list! If you did not find what you like within that list, then HELL YEAH you should call me! : )