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This section is where you will be able to find out what has been added to or changed on my site.

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MY NUMBER IS (225) 439-4737

I’m BACK! and it’s MARCH!

I would like to apologize to anyone that tried to contact me in the last 10 or so days. I was ill and I was not feeling naughty. I have not talked with anyone in that time and I did not update my site or my voice mail to reflect that. I hope that you got all of your “stuff” taken care of and that next time we can share. I will be taking calls from March 12th  through the 31st. I have some time off and I would like to spend as much of it being naughty as humanly possible.


TALKING TO PEOPLE OUTSIDE THE US

I now have an international phone plan. I can call many different countries. And people in those countries do not have to pay me any additional fees for their calls. However, I only accept U.S. currency that equals out to $40 U.S. dollars (For first-time calls). If you don’t know your current exchange rate, please look here. It is your responsibility to check if you will be charged anything from your mobile or landline carrier. I am not responsible for charges anyone incurs on their phone bills for talking with me.

I will be making some new recordings sometime this week. I’ll update this page when they are up on my site. Also, I posted a new cartoon of me today sOoOOo look around and let me know what you think.

I am trying to keep my voice mail and website up to date with my availability; I hope this makes it easier for you guys to get me on the phone.
Some people have called me several times and left messages that I did not call back. All I would like to say is that I have been super busy with work and please don’t give up on me yet.

Also, I get messages from people telling me to call anytime; please be clear about that.  For instance, try saying “You can call me any day at any time,” or “You can call me any Tuesday from 11 AM to 10 PM Eastern”. If you are outside the U.S., please look here to see if I can call you back. And, To call you “Anytime” I will need to put you in my contact list. Will you permit me to do that?

OKAY! That’s all I have time for right now. If I think of anything else, I will write more later. 🙂

NO MORE APPOINTMENTS.

I’m no longer taking appointments with anyone. Also, I don’t mean to be harsh but please don’t e-mail or text me asking if I am available. I will post when I’m available on my schedule page. I will no longer be answering e-mails and text messages asking me if I’m available. By the time I see your e-mail or text, it may just be too late. So call me, and my voicemail will confirm my availability for the day. If it is a day I am not taking any calls, my voicemail will reflect that. However, that does not guarantee a return call from me. I only do calls on my downtime and when I am feeling IT and want to get my groove on.  😉  Lastly, my email is for asking me questions, saying “HI” or as a last resort to getting my attention. Please be patient as I am updating my site. I promise I’m not as negative as this update sounds.

OOPS! I forgot! If you are in my contacts and you call me, be ready to do our call. Please don’t call me to see if I will be available later. Just call when you are ready and remember you will have to send payment through PayPal.

LIMITED WEDNESDAYS AND WEEKEND AVAILABILITY.

I have cut the hours that I will be taking calls. Sorry but life is busy these days 🙁   I hope that you can still call me, within my 9 am – 7 pm time frame. And some Wednesdays. As always, feel free to call anytime. You may catch me on a day or time that I am usually unavailable.

PLEASE READ…NEW WAY I AM TAKING CALLS
Due to an overabundance of assholes. 

I no longer answer the phone directly when you call. You will reach my personal voicemail where you will need to leave me a message for a return call to you. If you would like to have me answer the phone at the time you call, ask to be added to my contacts.

Please remember that even if you are in my contacts, I sometimes miss calls, either because I don’t hear the phone ring or I have stepped out for a few (I do not wait by the phone for it to ring…I have a life outside of my naughty phonesex time). SO, please include all the of the information I will need to be able to call you back.

I will need your:

  • Name and location (example: Jean-Luc Picard from the starship Enterprise)
  • Tell me what time zone you are in and the number of minutes/hours I have to call you back OR just a timeframe. (example: 15 minutes OR until 9 pm Pacific Time) 
  • Phone number (Take off your call blocking if you use that).

Make sure that you text, e-mail or call me and leave a message letting me know if anything changes. I don’t want to get anyone in trouble that’s married or has roommates. Also, don’t email me from an email address that I can’t write you back at or text me from a phone that I can’t text back.

My schedule is constantly changing, and I am trying to update it as soon as I can. If I have missed your call or e-mail, don’t give up on me…I am just a little behind. 

 

ABOUT OUR CALLS

If we have talked several times and you think I should remember you… I may not. 🙁  Even if we have had a deep, meaningful, playful, sexy, fun-filled naughty conversation filled with laughter and screaming, I may have forgotten. I suck, I admit it, my excuse is that I have been away for a while and I am just not remembering everybody. So PLEASE forgive me in advance.

PLEASE do not e-mail or call me when you are drunk or way tooooo high to cum.

UPDATED WISH LIST

If you want to gift me something I can only take online gift cards and gifted money from PayPal. I no longer have a P.O. Box AND I do not accept gift cards as payment for calls.  (This may change for some people that are in a country that PayPal will not permit them to have an account.)

FOR  PEOPLE OUTSIDE THE UNITED STATES

I use a cell phone. I can call pretty much anywhere. To find out more about countries I can text/call LOOK HERE. 

If you are calling me you should know I am in Louisiana, USA. My number is (225) 439-4737
If you do not know how to call someone outside of your country LOOK HERE for international calling codes. Please remember that I am on Central Time. Not sure about our time difference? Check out The World Clock –Time Zone Converter. The International dialing codes with instructions are on that site. You can see the differences in our time and better plan out a good time to call. Also, make sure you are added to my Naughty phone’s contact list to make sure I answer when you call me. For more information on that LOOK HERE!

 

CONTEST

I am looking for new contest ideas so if you have any please e-mail them to me. If I like your idea and plan to use it, I will give you $10 off my regular price for your next phone call.

 

Since I have been so busy over the last year I had not posted any contests. I apologize, and I plan on fixing that. Also, since I have not come up with any NEW ideas, I will be pulling the old ones out of my ass. As soon as I can I will be posting a new one. Details will be coming your way soon. There are at least two winners for every contest that get a free 30 + minute call and some honorable mentions that will get a discount on a call. Also, you can enter even if we have never talked before. NO women, NO underage people and read my “NO NO” page first.

LOOKING

I have been looking for new ways to advertise. If you have any ideas or know of any sites that I can add myself to, please let me know. If it works out for me…it may just mean a free call for you.

When you e-mail me, please include all the information I will need to be able to call you if I am able.

 

WHEN YOU E-MAIL ME…

  • DO NOT e-mail me from an e-mail address that I can NOT reply to. ONLY use an e-mail account I can reply to.
  • Please, do not send me any e-cards or sign me up for any services.
  • Please, do not forward me any junk e-mail, or send me a URL from a website. If you would like me to view a site, please paste a link to the site in an e-mail.

 

I MADE A FEW NEW AUDIO FILES.
ENTER MY SITE TO HEAR THEM!

It will be the most personal phonesex experience you will ever have…

One flat rate!
One hour!
Tired of all the repetitive fake
phonesex girls out there?
You will get ALL of my attention

and there is nothing fake about me. ONLY online payments accepted.

Never had phonesex before? I’ll make you feel at ease and take away all of your inhibitions.
Are you a phonesex pro? I’ll give you a unique experience that you will not soon forget.
I’m very naughty, you can’t go wrong having phonesex with me..I am a pleaser  🙂
You will have a personal phonesex experience,
Cum WITH me and not feel sorry about any of it.
You will have a smile on your face and a memory that will last you for quite awhile.

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