WIN A FREE PHONE-SEX CALL!
It’s very simple and you don’t have to buy anything, just enter my contest.

To start my new site off right, I am running TWO contests at once.
There will be FOUR winners chosen for contest #1. Each winner will receive a 30 minute phone call, for a day and time we agree on.

Contest #1 –The “Dirty Joke” Contest
Send me some sweet ass jokes! I am a lousy at telling jokes but I love to hear a good one! Limit 3 jokes per entry. Only 1 entry please.

Contest #2 – The “Give Me New Contest Ideas” Contest
This is not for a free 30 minute call but instead for $5 off a call. There is no limit to the number of entries for contest #2. However, you can not combine discounts. Only one $5 off discount per call.

I want to see how sick and twisted you people really are! This of course is not a bad thing! Why else would I want to have you send them to me? DUH, cause I am sick and twisted also! So come on! Don’t be shy! Send me some naughty jokes so I can tell them to my friends. Never mind that I will get them all wrong and get picked on for it. Hmm…You better hurry before I rethink this! .Remember! There are no limits on entries for the “Give Me New Contest Ideas ” contest. Please only use one e-mail address and make sure you include your name and location.
AND for contest #1…If you win, I’ll fuck ya till your nose bleeds or for 30-minutes, whichever one comes first.OR for contest #2…If you win you get a naughty call and all other entries I use will recieve $5 off a phone call

ENTER a damn contest, what are you waiting for? It’s very simple, you don’t have to buy anything! You could win a free phone call!

First, read the “Rules and Conditions” for this contest. Then submit your entry to psjcontest@gmail.com Remember to include your first name, general location and send your entry from the e-mail address that you want to be notified at.
For these contests, submit your entry before November. 

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ENTER MY SITE TO HEAR THEM!

It will be the most personal phonesex experience you will ever have…

One flat rate!
One hour!
Tired of all the repetitive fake
phonesex girls out there?
You will get ALL of my attention

and there is nothing fake about me. ONLY online payments accepted.

Never had phonesex before? I’ll make you feel at ease and take away all of your inhibitions.
Are you a phonesex pro? I’ll give you a unique experience that you will not soon forget.
I’m very naughty, you can’t go wrong having phonesex with me..I am a pleaser  🙂
You will have a personal phonesex experience,
Cum WITH me and not feel sorry about any of it.
You will have a smile on your face and a memory that will last you for quite awhile.

This is an adult oriented web site. You MUST abide by the laws of your city, state and/or province pertaining to age of legal consent for obtaining adult material. You must be at LEAST 18 years of age or older (21 in some states). Federal, state, and local laws require you to leave this site immediately if you are under 18.

Please do not enter if you have an aversion to masturbation, freedom of speech, sexual explicitness or sexual gratification in general.

If you are a parent and wish for your children to stay away from nasty girls like me, don’t be cheap, buy Net Nanny or some other program. On this page, you will find a link to that site and other sites with programs like it.

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