PAYMENTS

PRICES ARE AS FOLLOWS…

FIRST TIME calls are $40 for 60 minutes
After that, all calls are $60 for 60 minutes
QUICKIES can be purchased by Repeat Offenders
Quickie call is $40 for 30 minutes or less

All appointments (made more than a week in advance) are paid for in full, at the time we make the appointment. 

At this time I only accept PayPal.

Once your payment is processed and I can view it in my PayPal account, we can get started.

These prices are flat rates for one hour calls. Although you can elect to end your call before your hour is up, you may not use any left over minutes for future calls and you will not get a refund.

You can choose to back-out at any time and not collect your call. However, once payment is received, you will only get back half of the funds you gave me (minus any PayPal fees).

If you totally miss our appointment, I am keeping the cash and placing you in time-out

There are NO refunds for calls that have been placed if you are an asshole.

Please cancel your appointment as soon as possible so that I am not waiting around for something that isn’t going to happen. That makes me feel bad and kinda gets me pissed off

I fight ALL charge-backs. By using my services you agree to receive e-mails or possibly a phone call from me to inquire about any charge-back you may have initiated.

If I make a mistake and miss an appointment for some reason, we can make up our call at another time. Or I will return all funds in the same format it was given to me…Minus PayPal fees (if I incurred any when you paid me).